Three gay dudes and a frat boy go into a hardware store...
First gay dude says he's in dire need of getting nailed with a big ol' hammer...clerk yells back, "bring out Big Black!"
Gay dude quickly pays for his hammer and nail, and quickly leaves to get nailed.
Second gay dude says he's in dire need of getting nailed into next week with a hammer filled with passion, strength and beauty...clerk yells back, "Bring out Rafael Giovanni DeAngelino!"
Gay dude quickly pays for his hammer and nail, and quickly leaves to get nailed into next week.
Third gay dude whispers that he's a bit of a virgin, and is looking to get nailed with a bit smaller, more precise looking hammer...clerk yells back, "Bring out Howard, the Jew, with a nose longer than his cock!"
Gay dude nervously pays for his itsy bitsy hammer, but also quickly leaves to get his first taste of a hammering nail.
Frat boy says he has himself a turrible itch for some goddamn PUSSY...! clerk yells back, "Grease out the cats ass, and throw 'em both out the back fucking door!"
OH MY!! Now that was some nice thick man goo that would keep me full for a while. LOVED IT!!
ReplyDeleteLoved the b&w's the most with #4 & #21 running close behind.
The joke was funny as hell too! Nice way to end my hellish day.
Smiling`
CoreyJo
So, can I get this Rafa Hammer at any ACE Hardware Store?!
ReplyDeleteXO FFB
Didn't you know FFB, This is a high dollar hammer. You can only order them on line!
ReplyDeleteCoreyJo
Ah! the iron hard hammer of Rafael! i've heard of this! able to drill and pound any hole into ecstacy!
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff Rafa, and that was just the joke! the pics were hot, hot, hot, too!
lots love from Spartan
Hey, Corey Jo, that's another vid courtesy of my beautiful Spartan. After previewing the vid, I told Spartan that I've always considered myself a pretty hefty spunker, but that shit put me to shame. (FUCK, but that was a big fucking load!)
ReplyDeleteIt's my first attempt at writing an actual joke, so we'll see if I can come up with any more going forward.
Not bad for a first attempt?
Keep smiling, my love--
Rafa
Sorry FFB, and Corey Jo, the Rafa Hammer was made special with one third love, one third liquid fire and one third hard, thick bone...then kissed from the heavens above and brought to earth on a wish and a prayer.
ReplyDeleteIt is, sorry to say, a cast of one, guarded by angels...coveted by all.
HaHa, how's that for a full bowl of shit in the morning!!
Rafa
Corey Jo, not online...but PRAYER line.
ReplyDeleteRafa
Hey, Spartan, now we're talking my kinda language!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed!
Thanks for the quick vid, it was super hot, hot HOT!
Be well, my friend--
Rafa