Thursday, February 3, 2011

Hey Diddle Diddle...

Hey, Diddle Diddle...
Put your fiddle in my middle
with my ass tight and little
stir it around, and I'll sing you a tune
bark like a dog and I'll howl at the moon
Fuck'n so good, with your hard, heavy wood
take you all night, if my soar ass only could!

You've cum with your bit
and I've popped off like a zit
So, hey, Diddle Diddle...
with your fiddle in my middle
hose me off, with your ass quenching piddle






6 comments:

  1. Bravo Rafa, that one was hilarious!!

    Now you're just teasing me with #2.

    God I could just sit between his hairy thighs and devour his delicious cock for hours!

    ღღ
    CoreyJo

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  2. LOL! that was one funny little ditty Raf! and the pics are worth their weight in cum!

    Thanks love.

    lots love Spartan

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  3. Thanks, Corey Jo, I don't know if it was necessarily my most inspiring of ditties, but, I guess, it was good for a giggle.

    Yes, #2 certainly has a stir stick worth MORE than its weight in gold! God help me, but he can stir my pot any damn day...fuck the midnight snack, sign my ass up for breakfast, lunch AND dinner!

    Rafa

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  4. Thanks, Spartan, I'm start'n to feel it's my duty and charge in life to bring a smile on your lips...and, perhaps, a bit of cum on your chin, for good measure.

    I know there weren't many to perv over today, but, with eyes shut tight, one hand stroking, and the other hand poking; every which one of those boys are sweet sugared plumbs, dancing about my cum dizzy head.

    May your balls they be empty, your mouth full of cum and sweet, syruped man sauce spilling out from your bum--

    Rafa

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  5. A wonderful rhyme, Hey Diddle Diddle
    Makes me want my cock to piddle!

    Love you much! FFB

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  6. If you just have to piddle,
    then go right ahead...
    Flip out your flopper, showing me off your big, honk'n chopper...
    then take your big piss,
    with a sigh and a hiss
    Tinkle me here and tinkle me there,
    just, please, take some care,
    to not tinkle my hair.
    Don't dare to be haste,
    as you rid of your waste
    Shake, shake, shake out each and every last drop...
    Oh, FFB, I'm foreverly yours; dishrag and mop
    for your man essencely infused sweet, tangy slop

    Rafa

    p.s. eesh, that's nasty! Who thinks up this shit?!?

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