TMI...!?!

 WARNING: 

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 I have been holding out on a little secret these past couple of weeks.  Normally, I do or try something new, and I can't wait to get to my typer, and spill all my fun.  However, this last little adventure has put me in a bit of a pickle, as it was super, great fun, yet I'm feeling a little guilty and strange about it.  I've been questioning myself, "Is it too personal?"  


Fuck it, I've spilled everything else, what's one more adventure to the funeral pyre...I'm already going to fucking HELL anyways, Right?!?


So here's the deal, the more and more I read and hear guys talk about using dildos and vibrators, and the more and more I seem to be home, in bed alone, without Mark to scratch, pummel and pound my inner itch, the more and more I've thought about trying one out for myself.  Back and forth I debated about the pros and cons of it all, when I finally just said, "FUCK IT! I'm gitt'n me a vibrating dildo and cum'n my ass off 'till the Devil himself starts to fuck my brains out!"


Once I make a decision, no bones about it, no turning back, I gotta go get me one.  No waiting for mail order, too impatient, plus, I'm tactile, I really have to see something live and up close to know if I want to buy it or not.  So, no choice but to get in my car and head my way up to Boys Town, which, in the most normal of circumstances, is a bit of a culture shock for me, and pop into a sex shop just round the bend of the main drag.  I know I probably pay more, but, for me it's all about the journey, and half the fun is the adventure of it all and seeing all the pretty boys as they prance and sway about in their too tight clothes and showing off their sweet little fuckable bubble butts.  I definitely prefer Mark and his manliness, but there is something so erotic to me about watching pretty boys, with all their sexual sass sprouting about, that I can't help but start throwing some serious wood.  So, after grabbing a coffee and finishing up with my perving, I head to this little porn shop tucked away at the end of the drag, and my eyes practically pop out of my skull.  The outside is so unassuming, but once I walk in, and get past the scary dude at the front, the place is like sexual palace; every deviant sexual object you could possibly think of is in this shop...only thing missing was a downstairs area for a dungeon showroom.  I think it would be so awesome to have various torcher chambers and kinky set-ups for people to see and get a feel for. Then they could sorta figure out what they needed to design their own at home entertainment center with all their favorite stuff.  It could be like an Ikea store, but for perverts. 

Anyway, I'm in there looking around like a kid in a candy store, when this woMAN comes up to me...big, fake, bouffant wig, square jawed man face with razor stubble,  lipstick piled on thick to make her(?) lips look plush, BIG fake boobs, sausaged into a tight around the bust sorta swing tank thing cut above the waist, TIGHT lycra leggings with a bulge the size of an anaconda pushing out of the crotch and 4" heel sneakers; colored lime, no less.  Honestly? She was a might frightening.  At times it was hard to look at her, but she was sooooo nice and super sweet.  She was a complete flirt, so, of course, I liked her. She grabs me by the arm and starts showing me around the whole place, showing me off to other customers and employees like I was her hot 'n sexy boy toy...it was fun (and good for the ego). 

Next thing I know, I'm walking out of there with a bag full of shit I probably don't need and 6 fucking dildos made up from 3 different sizes (basically 2-sets of small, medium and large, so I can give one set to Mark for V-day).  Needless to say, I am COMPLETELY hard at this point, and can barely get home fast enough to shuck off all my clothes and stuff myself with fake cock.  Once home, I go through my process of cleaning myself up and feeling pretty.  What... even a man likes to feel pretty when he's about to get fucked!  Porn on the tv, ass nicely slathered and warmed up with my fingers, I insert plug #1.  It feels good, but every time I clamped down in order to REALLY feel it, the damn thing shoots right outta my ass, I just can't quite get a good firm grip on it.  Enough of that, I go for #2...that one was NICE...not too big, but long and fat enough to get the juices going.  Then, taking some ideas I've read about I  use #1 to vibrate around my taint and balls...REAL FUCKING NICE!  So, now I'm really going at it, stroking and poking and writhing around like a pig in mud, but I can't help but want more...I just got a turrible itch for the big ONE.  Now that I'm feeling nicely opened up and limber, and with pillows properly propped up, I flip myself in half, legs spread out wide and with my toes locked into a metal slat on my headboard, my ass is up and open and my dick is just a dangling hard and melodic like before my eyes.  I'm sure it's quite the sight, but I'm too far gone with lust at this point, and without further hesitation, I put the tip of that big ol' fat vibrating monster at my puckered hole and push out with my ass and push in with the dildo and WHOOOSH, right down to my prostate...FUCKING AWESOME!  As I adjust, and get comfortable, I take my toes, and one foot at a time, go down one rung on the metal slat...dick just a whisper away from my lips.  More pulsing, more poking, and more slathering of my juices until I'm finally ready for the last plunge...the last metal rung and my cock will be mine!  Oh so carefully, oh so slowly, first one toe, as the other stabilizes me, then, feeling ok, the second one reaches down to put me in a perfectly collapsible position, with my cock nudging past my lips for my tongue to finally get a taste of me.  It puts a terrible crick in my neck, but with that big cock pulsing away, warming my ass and prostate, shit, I was in sweet, sweet heaven!  I couldn't keep this position for long, though, so with my tongue lapping and suckling at my head and my hand stroking my dick, I quickly brought myself off.  Man OH fucking man, it was the best orgasm I have ever had solo.  Usually, I just have my fingers digging in my ass, (I 'm normally all about the human touch), but that dildo touched me somewhere I don't think I have ever felt before.  Mark is of good size and stature, but this fake thing I bought was definitely BIG and LONG...definitely had something for my ass to grab a hold of, if y'all know what I mean.




I have to admit, I was feeling a bit of a slut, groaning and moaning over that big, fat vibrator poking so deep into my ass.  Afterward, mouth all slathered in cum, ass still clamping and unclamping around that think piece of whatever it's fucking made of, I felt kinda dirty.  Part of me was so relaxed and spent, but my inner self forced myself to move out of my comfort zone, lift my heavy, cum numbed hands and arms, and remove the object of my desire from my opened ass.  God, I felt every guilt ridden centimeter of it, as it slowly inched up and out, my pucker, closing in tight with satisfaction...it's job was done.

So, there it is!  Part of me is so fucking proud of myself for being able to finally say I can suck myself off.  I've been trying this, off and on, for probably longer than I care to admit, and, without a little helping hand from Mark, have never been able to get myself all the way down to where I could latch onto and suction my dick sucking lips to the fleshy, rubber end of my mushroomed head.  BTW, since I'm sharing, Mark loves to watch me try this, and usually ends up sucking out my ass as he pushes down on the back of my thighs, so I can get at my cock.  Eventually, I would love to be able to control and stabilize myself to the point I can hold myself down and open long enough to have Mark fuck me whilst I suck myself off.  Aahh, but that's for another day and, hopefully, another post in the foreseeable future.

I hope y'all enjoyed my little tale, and not too disgusted with my antics or think it's a little too personal.  If you do...oh well, stop following and wank off to some other horny dude with a hard drive full of gay dudes doing all kinds of gay shit with one another.  Lord knows, I'll still wank and self-suck and fuck and any kind of nasty gay shit I can come up with, then post it with all the shame in the world!