Wednesday, February 16, 2011

If...

If you're a boy and you moan and groan about like a bitch in heat, as a big, fat, fake dick vibrates and fucks at your ass 'till the living sense is knocked from your brain and your cums shoots out like a fire hydrant with no stopper...but nobody's around to see or hear it...does it make you gay?

I don't know...not necessarily, so.  

It surely sounds gayer than man balls hanging fresh and juicy from a fruit tree.  But, in the "end", what the fuck does an asshole and prostate know about being gay...I say asses don't know shit about shit, and they fucking live amongst it! 

The human body is a plethora of pleasure points, male/female or gay/straight.  What makes someone gay, in my glorious opinion, is what your mind and soul crave for whilst your self exploring.  If you imagine that dildo being worked into your ass by a big boobed, hussy of a girl, then I'm thinking your as straight an arrow as your dick.  However, if you be thinking a strong, manly man be poking his hard, frothing cock into your sweet, succulent ass, then, SORRY, please join me on the fruit tree and let me get a good look at those cum plumped balls, ripe for the juicing.

Just a little something for y'all to gnaw on as you dip that big, vibrating monster of a fake cock up your assholes and make like a pretzel to suck at your own damn mushroomed head.  Don't you just love how it swings and sways before you like a melodic satyr, teasing you just out of reach, yet so close you can almost taste it?!? 

Cock tease or teasing COCK?!?

Rafa

P.S.  I added a couple pics special for my sweet and lovely Corey Jo, who, I'm afraid, has nothing but a little nub of a clit to stroke at, but thought she might enjoy these particular lovely shots.  For my gay followers, I apologize, in advance. But know, you have been warned!  Just turn your head away and cough, as you quickly scroll past the couple of pics you might find offensive.
















16 comments:

  1. Oh Rafa Darling, if only I could be either one of those ladies right now!!

    I laughed so hard I woke up the Sailor! I don't know if I should Kiss you or Smack you, you charming fool.

    Kiss you because you really do love me. There's no other reason you would have put a pussy, let alone TWO PUSSIES on your page.

    Smack you because you make me sound like a charity case because I don't have a raging cock. LOL

    FYI....there are more nerve endings in the tip of my "little nub of a clit" than there are on your entire engorged cock. Just sayin'...

    Thank you again darling for making me laugh in a way that has been absent from me for a little while now.

    I love you too~

    ღღ
    CoeyJo

    p.s. I'll gladly take any one, or more, of the cocks here today in any & every way I can!!

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  2. Oh PALEASE, Corey Jo, try stuffing yourself full of nerve endings, and, when all is said and done, let me know how full and well fucked you feel.

    Also, if you were a man, you'd realize that kissing and smacking is really part of the same activity. When two men kiss it's the art of war...tongues dueling, lips smacking; which one is lacking and which one is packing.

    When I first ran across these pics, I thought about just sending them your way, but the cocks involved were so delicious and my theme for the day seemed like it worked, so...into the mix they went.

    And, yes, I do love you, how can anyone hate on a charity case? It just wouldn't be right.

    Be well my sweet, and keep laughing (as long as it's not at me, of course)

    Rafa

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  3. Ha Ha, Fuck you too baby!

    I'll have you know I might be just a girl, I know it's a sin in your book, but that doesn't mean I don't have some skills. The things I could do to you with my tongue.....you'll just never know! LOL

    I love the photos, but the b&w one is like someone took a photo of my dreams. I swear someday it's going up on my wall.

    Always with you, never at you~

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    CoreyJo

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  4. I'm just saying...nerve endings are great; gotta have some in order to FEEL how good it is to be deep, deep inside of someone, as their sweet, succulent ass wraps tight around my bone. But, when you got that itch, deep within, that just HAS to get scratched, nerve endings are welcome to cum along for a nice ride, but you gotta have a dick to get the job done right and proper.

    Please get your panties out of a wad, it's not a sin to only have a little ol' nub of a clit...more like a sad, sad and tragic lack of girth and length.

    That b&w was the shit (minus the girl). I never thought much about taking two cocks in my pooper...boy's gotta make sure his shitter is tighter than a frogs ass in high water, but from the looks of those two manly men, they prolly won't even ask, later, for forgiveness, let alone, first, for permission.

    Rafa

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  5. Ahh, but that's what makes the whole scenario so sexy and hot. The element of not knowing what they're going to do to pleasure you.

    I don't know why I try to debate with you, I'll never win.lol Okay so I don't have a penis but I'll survive. I rather like my lady bits anyways.

    FYI...I'd have to wear panties in order for them to be in a wad. But I'll concede to you on the matter. Everyone needs a cock to get the job done right.

    Damn it!! You're right, again!!

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    CoreyJo

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  6. I'm sorry, I thought for sure you would have 'em wadded up and stuffed upside your dripp'n cooch sauced hole, sorta like cotton balls, to soak up all the juices from running down your legs and ruining your carpet. What, you use some sorta stopper or something? Either that, or you must like leaving a little sauce trail for Sailor Sam to be able to track you down and fuck ya' at any given moment.

    I don't know, seems so weird to have an open wound with no ability for seepage control.

    It's not about being right, but how you play the game that, gives me a great, big boner... Actually BEING right is all about the orgasm!

    So thank you, I'm a might spent now and a bit of a cummy mess--

    Rafa

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  7. Well you are quite welcome SIR! LOL

    It's quite obvious I'm not ever going to win against you when it comes to a war of words. So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh, a pick me up, and/or the orgasmic triumph of winning, I'm your girl!! HAHA

    Rest easy & enjoy your cream pie~

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    CoreyJo

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  8. You wouldn't want me to let you win...would you?!?

    I do love a war of words, but it's always just in fun and for shits and giggles.

    Oh, and the cum was slopped up practically as it hit the typer; pop, smack, finger swoop, slop, slop, slop...lip smacking delicioso!!

    Rafa

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  9. Of course I don't want you to let me win, not that you would, silly man! I have a pussy, I'm not a pussy. I always pick fights I might not win because someday I will win. If I never fail I'm not trying hard enough.

    CoreyJo

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  10. Wow, so testy, and with no testes to show for it...Very NICE!!! Must have those nerve endings work'n on overdrive...

    And you're right, I'm way to competitive to let you, or anyone, win. So, try if you must, but, I did get an A+ in debate class, and made at least two girls cry as I crushed them in a beautiful and blazing flame of defeat.

    Gloves are off and my cock is rejuvenated and ready for the spurt'n--

    Rafa

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  11. So not only are you a cock tease to men, you like to make innocent young girls cry too? Good thing I'm not innocent or young. I might just have to rethink this wanting in your pants thing though!! LOL@me


    CoreyJo

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  12. I was NOT a cock tease...I like to think of it as being a good Catholic boy, steering myself from damnation.

    Innocent my ass, those bitches deserved it!

    Please, we both know, Sailor Sam or no, that you DEFINITELY want in my pants!

    Who doesn't...May I ask?!?

    Rafa

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  13. Oh my God, and the ego is back!!! I didn't know you had to have an ego to be funny!!! Kidding. Of course I want in your pants, but you won't let me in because I don't have an EIP pass. Oh well, such is life.

    Steering yourself from Damnation? Um... HELLO!! According to the Catholic church you are already damned. 1- you continue to have premarital sex & live in sin with another. 2- you're GAY and won't change your ways & ask for forgiveness. Plus a lot of other shit they don't like i'm sure!!

    Personally I don't think these kinds of things make a person damned, but you played the Catholic card.

    Ah, but what do I know? I'm just a girl with a poor little sensetive nubbin that does no one, besides me, any good!!! hahaha.

    Okay my lovely, Sailor Sam is finally home from the bar. I must go and swab the deck. It was a blast sparring with you, even though I came out looking like Rocky Balboa. I guess I gotta learn not to block with my face.

    Till next time Darling~

    Corey Jo

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  14. ROTFLMAO! great stuff you two! anyway sorry i'm late with my comment Rafa, i wrote it out and then got a shout to do something in mid stream, suffice to say another great post with your sense of humour shining right through!

    and the horny pics! don't get me started on them!

    lots love Spartan

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  15. Corey Jo, I probably fall under the category of Buffet Style Catholicism; picking and choosing my beliefs and sins as necessary for the argument at hand. Us TRUE follows take our lead from the priests themselves...i.e it's not ok to marry, but fuck me with a dildo if it's a sin to fuck an under age boy that's just begging for it.

    The Church won't let me marry the man that is already married to me in my heart, and, technically, Mark and I are not living together...I'm more like a weekend at McDonald's Fun House, sans the kids and lots and lots of Happy Meals.

    As long as Sailor Sam is happy, who the FUCK cares what I think about your little man in the boat and its sweaty sewer of a home...set Sam's sail and let him rock that little fucker right the fuck out of the goddamn boat!

    It was all great fun, thanks for all the banter...

    Rafa

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  16. Hey, Spartan, no worries whatsoever... I was missing on you a might, as I always love knowing your about, but I totally understand about getting tied up, business or otherwise.

    Glad you could have a laugh AND a horny thought or two...does my heart good to know!

    Love ya'

    Rafa

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