VACANT MANGINA AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE OCCUPANCY
Amenities include:
fresh, clean and compact bachelor sized space (recently renovated),
yet easily stretched to accommodate any extra storage, as needed.
Also a great place for entertaining friends; easy in and out and
plenty of room for dancing and other social activities.
Pristine plumbing system, but does require constant attention
and a regular routine of snaking to avoid any clogs or backup of
deposits.
Surroundings are warm and walls are always satiny soft.
Landscape includes bulbous hills, a fountanous pillar (great to lay
against as you relax on the well groomed lawn) and a delicious
dingleberry bush that you are welcome to snack from.
If interested, please head straight down the Hershey Highway
and be sure to knock at the back door. If no one answers at first,
just keep knock'n; I promise to cum.
I am an equal opportunity lessor; all cummers are welcome!
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