Straight Dudes are SO Full of SHIT!

Straight dudes are such fucking pussies; one second they're chest thump'n bravado, "Aaarh, Aarh, Aarh... meat and potatoes is man food, leave the fish for the women folk!" Blah, fucking blah; God damn blowhards.  

So, fine, right? 

Try and give them what they want, right?  Whip out my hard cock, 'cuz, ya know, it's feeding time, right?

But no!  Then they're like, "Oh gross! Get that thing out of my face!"

Whatever... I say dick thump 'em right across the chops. When they open they're big mouths to complain; feed them your meat, right down to the fucking potatoes!