There are certain things in life that just go with anything and everything. Dick sauce, for example, whether spurt'n fresh from the fount, splattered on a face or chest, pooled in a bellybutton or even spilling out of a hard fucked ass; it is always a creamy delicious snack filled with protein and testosterone!
Fuck the vente coffee and give me a big, fat, hard cock, brimming with a bubbly brew of cum! That, my friends, is the way to start your day; have a mid-day pick me up and, for those of us especially hard of cock, to end a hard days work.
Can't sleep? Mom always says, "Nothing like a little warm milk to calm the nerves and settle the soul." Funny thing, Pop always seemed to have a shit ass grin on his face whenever Mom had a hard time getting to sleep the night before. Hey... now that I think about it, Pop seemed to have the same shit ass grin on his face when Mom brought me warm milk at night... Do ya' think? No... couldn't be; that's just fucking gross!
Have an ASS FULL of Fun This Labor Day Weekend!
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