Sometimes my FBF is sooooo f'ing annoying that I can't help but blurt out "Damn! you can be such a fucking dick sometimes!" Other times I yell at him, "Gawd, you are such an ass flapping cum bag...!"
But what's really annoying... the stupid fuck thinks I'm making love noises at him, and starts shucking off clothes and giving me his bedroom eyes and, "come on, lover, let's fuck!" look.
Even worse, NOW he thinks all his annoying shit makes me horny, and starts doing it when HE wants to get it on!
FUCK! I'd dick slap him, but he'd probably like that too!
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