I realize that, normally, this site is reserved solely for the purpose of paying homage to the almighty penis and all that it stands tall and proud for, but...today I am paying tribute to all the beautiful mothers out there that, due to some personal issues, I wasn't able to properly wish well on their day of days. But, in reality, isn't every day MOTHER'S DAY? Where would we be without their warm, comforting bosom (ok sorta gross) or their innate ability to wrap you up in a hug even when they are half a country away (now that IS nice, really nice)? As much as it disgusts me to think about worming my way in and out of one of those nasty, cum swampy holes, built for breeding everything from babies to yeast to cottage fucking cheese, I also realize that without them we would never have been born into the strong, masculine, man loving men, that we have become. So to all the wonderful mothers out there (Corey Jo, Sassy, for sure, and, perhaps, at least one more, a self proclaimed "old woman" that loves getting off to my off-color humor and variety of hot stank'n man pics):
Happy Mother's Day, my clit waggling, cock suckling clams!
May today be aglow with love from your children and, with the midgets tucked snugly away, may your night be awash with your man's cock frothing cream...slipping and sliding, doing and spewing... in and out and all the fuck about. Maybe, just maybe, if he can go a couple rounds or so, he can stink ya up just right, so you don't smell so of fish and soiled egg yolk. A dab behind the ears, pinch betwixt the big, flop'n mammary glands, gloss up the lips and you're a whole new breed of woMAN! Nut'n I can do about that poor little nub'n, though. A nub'n is a nub'n, no matter the rubb'n or even the grub'n, God did some flub'n, 'cause it's still just a nub'n. I don't know about what you ladies think, but I believe, if you want a true sense of FULL, nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats a man's rock hard, blood plumped, mushroom bloated, cum frothing cock barreling right the FUCK inside of you, owning you, loving you, becoming ONE with you.
Just remember, though, my rich, soiled mother's from earth...if you wanna be shake'n and bake'n ALL that you're take'n, but just fuck'n done with all of that damn make'n; open you pooper and all will be super! He's done his deed, by planting his seed, but...this is the good part, nutt'n but shit grows back there, so the only birthing going on will be crap'n out a thick boggy of cum slickened shit. Plus, with all that lube, it will slip from your grip with barely a grunt and a "please", out it all goes with buttery ease!
With that said and out of the way (it's been weighing on me for a couple weeks that I didn't get this post out), let's get onto the full point of this blog... pics of COCK, MAN ASS, HOT STANK'N, COCK THROBB'N, CUM SPURT'N MANLINESS and ALL that is MALE!
Thank the good Lord we all like the same thing, or this post would really SUCK! And by that, I don't mean dick, or even man ass, as that's all good and pictured below. So... sorry my sweets, that only leaves tits and vagina for the SUCK department...but I still love you, any ol' ways!
Rafa
Thank the good Lord we all like the same thing, or this post would really SUCK! And by that, I don't mean dick, or even man ass, as that's all good and pictured below. So... sorry my sweets, that only leaves tits and vagina for the SUCK department...but I still love you, any ol' ways!
Oh Raf! what a post you've put in here, horny, funny and everything else that's good and cool!
ReplyDeleteMmmm! number 6 from the top, what fun to play with both of those beauties!
lots love Spartan
"A nub'n is a nub'n, no matter the rubb'n....it's still just a nub'n"
ReplyDeleteSometimes you really crack me up Rafa. As far as the rest of it goes, forget the SUCKIN' I want the FUCKIN.
Course my ex always thought I was not very feminine, that I was too aggressive and over-sexed (is that possible?) for his taste.
Then again, he is the EX for a reason eh?
Glad you're doing better Raf.
Sassy
You're the best!! You always make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a mother, but I was very proud if you would be my son.
Love,
Alexandra
Oh, Spartan, you are oh too sweet to me. You can be like a mother to me, too...but with an ENORMOUSLY ENGORGED clitoris, big, sweaty bollocks and minus all that estrogen and high pitched shrill that can shrink a sperm whale to a minnow'd little nub'n in nutt'n flat.
ReplyDeleteMy fave might have to be the tat boy stoking one off in the tub...rub a dub dub, hot fun with my club! Dunked underwater, my sub's on a mission, so git into position! Spread them legs wide as I go in for some hose'n...best you believe there will be an EXPLOSION!
Rafa
Hey, Sassy, I hope you know that all my so called, pussy bashing, is supposed to be "cock in cheek" and done for a laugh, not to hurt.
ReplyDeleteAs far as your ex goes, what a nimrod! Sex doesn't (or at least shouldn't) have a gender placed on it. Hot sex, no matter the participants, should be no holds barred (or holes, for that matter) sucking, fucking, spanking, wanking, tickling, pickling, balls out, cock thrusting (unless it's lesbos, which would be impossible), knee knocking, kissing, petting, groping, sweaty ass'd shit, that takes you to the heights of Heaven and hot 'n horny depths of fiery HELL!
Or, at least that's what I think. But...what does my gay ass know...
Rafa
Be careful what you're offering up, Alexandra...my mother has, on more than one occasion, threatened to disown my pranking ass. And she doesn't know half the shit I did and got away with! I'm often a bad, bad boy, in need of a spanking, but it's amazing what you can get away with, when you've got a cute smile and an odd sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteIf it is something that you wanted, I am sorry that you haven't had any kids, but it must be something inbred with you ladies, as every time you reach out to me, I'm always wrapped up in a big ol' heart warming HUG!
Thank You for all your kindness--
Rafa
Oh Rafa,
ReplyDeleteOnly you.
You're funny and witty, and no matter how much I beg, you won't pet my kitty.
I offer to spank, but you'd rather wank.
My little nubbin' you're always a snubbin'.
You moan and you groan about my swampy ditch, but everyone knows your a puss hair away from bleeding like a bitch.
You trash and you bash, but when I need you, you're there in a flash.
You hug and comfort all with out making a pass, and that's why my Darling, I love you and your silly gay ass.
Love,
CoreyJo
Corey Jo--
ReplyDeleteIf your kitty was a Tom Cat, with big, swinging bollocks, I'd do more than pet it.
Your lil', lady like bird hands don't have enough pepper and mustard sauce, to give me a proper spank OR a wank.
Can't snub something that's not really there to begin with.
COCK HAIR, Missie, thick and curly, testosterone enriched COCK HAIR. So, yes, I'll moan and I'll groan like a slutty assed bitch, as I bleed from my deep, shitty assed ditch...backing right up to his hot horny hitch!
Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall...all you have to do is call, and I'll be there, yea, yea, yea...you've got a friend. Plus, the only thing you and The Sailor have to worry about, is me passing right by your swamped up hole and comforting Sammy Boy with a right hard fuck up his hot for a buggering ASS! Put my pedal in his kettle, and fill him with GAS. HaHa!!
Rafa
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