Monday, August 30, 2010

Stupid FUCK

Sometimes my FBF is sooooo f'ing annoying that I can't help but blurt out "Damn! you can be such a fucking dick sometimes!" Other times I yell at him, "Gawd, you are such an ass flapping cum bag...!"

But what's really annoying... the stupid fuck thinks I'm making love noises at him, and starts shucking off clothes and giving me his bedroom eyes and,  "come on, lover, let's fuck!" look.

Even worse, NOW he thinks all his annoying shit makes me horny, and starts doing it when HE wants to get it on! 

FUCK!  I'd dick slap him, but he'd probably like that too!


Friday, August 27, 2010

Indifference SUCKS

Have you ever found yourself down on your knees, sucking down a dudes fat hog; your own hard cock straining at the confines of your undershorts, and the stupid S.O.B. is just fucking sitting there.  

Sorry, but it's just fucking rude!

Yea, he's hard. Yea, his cock is drooling out some junk, so you know he's enjoying himself, yet the stupid fuck is just sitting there like a lump with his legs spread wide.  I mean, a grunt here or an "Oh, yeah, suck it deep" there, maybe a thrust in and out every now and again.  Fuck, how 'bout a massaging hand in the hair or fingers scraping at my scalp to give me some motivation as I slurp and slide along his stick; SOMETHING!  

Let it be known, if you're getting your dick sucked, love it or hate it, but don't you ever, I mean EVER be fucking indifferent.  If yo' ass ain't jump'n and hopp'n, don't be surprised if that little head of yours doesn't get a little teeth action thrown in for good measure; gotta make sure your paying attention.



If that doesn't work, definitely expect a hard cock to be shoved up your ass; first time offenders MIGHT get some lube.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Yes...

Gay, straight, bi (whatever the fuck that means)... they're all just a bunch of societal labels born to tie someone down. 

I don't know, for me, bondage just isn't my thing...

Yes, I'm a man.  Yes, I like sucking dick.  Yes, I like worming a wet finger (or three) into another man's hard, muscled ass, opening him up for a long hard fuck.  Yes, I then like to turn over and offer up my own hard, muscled ass to my lover; my hungry hole winking at him to FILL'R UP!! 

Does that make me gay?  Well...I guess so... I mean, ya know, it seems pretty gay; certainly SOUNDS gay. 

Awe FUCK IT... just tie my ass up, 'cause I'm dick crazed, man-ass loving HOMO!!  YEEHAW, Daddy Dicker, but FUCK do I ever love COCK!

Ok, so now the knot is tied, but does this change me as a man? 

I say NO!  

I rise every morning with a rock hard cock in my shorts and I always, ALWAYS, stand when I pee.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

There is a WINNER!!

Shortly after my last post, I was snacking on my FBF's tasty ass, he's sweet and salty down there, sorta like a nutty almond butter flavor, and he starts grunting and snorting.  I can tell he's losing it, so I back off, not to be blamed for anything.  With eyes glazed in lust, he takes over stroking his cock, "I can't hold it, I can't fucking hold it any fucking longer!!  Oh SHIT, oh fuck'n sweet JESUS!!"

At first a HUGE, heavy load splats out, falling just past his navel, then three fast shots shoot high above his head in a beautiful arching motion, landing just short of the headboard; one on the pillow, a second on the high part of his forehead and the last smack on his chin and running down his neck.  But he's still not done, two more shots jump from his cock, landing at the middle of his chest, right between the curves of his muscled pecks and aroused, stubby nips.  Finally, his cock going  limp, starts drooling cum into his well trimmed curly forest.

Not wanting to prolong my torture a single second longer than necessary,  I quickly stand at the end of the bed and begin to stroke my OH SO sensitive cock.  It's already fat and bloated with blood and cum,  ready to explode.  I work one hand, with a firm grip wrapped around my base, continuously up and over the flared edge of my mushroomed head as I use my other hand to grope at my balls and massage my scrotum.  Simultaneously, I am clenching and unclenching the anal muscles deep within my ass, further stimulating my bloated prostate.  I slow down my pace, milking my orgasm to its highest point, and start a slow bucking motion with my hips.  With measured steps, I quicken my stroke off as my hips swing faster and faster, until, reaching the pinnacle of sensations, I thrust forward HARD, pushing my orgasm forward, my sperm exploding from the end of my cock.  I can literally feel my pee hole contracting open as a large glob of jizz is shot from deep within me.  My knees start to buckle and I feel a little dizzy as the sensations over whelm me. 

Slumped on the bed, my cock limp in my wet hand, I look up at my FBF, shit eating grin plastered on my face.  We both know there is no need to measure distance or quantity, it is clearly a clean sweep!

Still a tingle with the after glow, I worked my tongue from his pubes, into his naval, up along his pecks, and finally into his luscious lips and mouth, feeding him his cheese that I collected along the way.  Satisfied with our snack, I spoon up beside him, arm over his chest and my limp dick nudging at his muscled hips, and, exhausted from our little marathon, quickly zonk out like the dead.

When I woke up from our nap; my cock chafed from three days of constant manipulation, I was in no mood to collect on my prize.  However, one, I was feeling a little backed up and could feel another good load churning in my balls. Second, damned if I was gonna let the little shit out of a good ol' fashioned skull fuck; I won it fair and square! 


Still half asleep, I woke him up by pushing the spongy head of my cock at his lips.  His eyes like slivers, he acknowledges my dominance by opening his mouth and cricking his neck just so, in order to fully accept my entry. I slide my full girth and length into him, slipping past his constricting throat, bottoming out with my musty, sex stained pubes crushing into his nose and my balls heavy on his chin.  I take a couple small, cursory strokes with my cock, wanting to make sure of a smooth pathway, and then, immediately, start digging in for a hard ride.  I had held off too many times, for far too long. I was hungry for another orgasm, and he was going to be my provider; like it or not.  This wasn't about making love, not about making it good for him too, this was all about ME! This was about a fast and furious skull fuck, and that, my friends, is exactly what I did.  


His tongue was fantastic, his throat divine, but the gurgling sounds of him choking down my cock as my balls made smacking noises against his chin, is what quickly brought me to a head.  There was no holding back this time, I quickly crossed the threshold of no turning back, barreled through, "oh fuck, oh fuck, I'm gonna fucking cum!", and quickly emptied my balls down his throat.  


"AAaaGHhhh!"


After feeding him most of my jizz, I pulled out to shoot a glob or two on his face, marking him as my bitch, then re-inserted for him to suck out the last remaining bits.  As his tongue swirled around my ever sensitive head, I could feel him tense below me, the bed shaking from his stroking hand, an arch of his back, a garbled groan from around my dick... Suddenly, splat... splat... splat, I felt his cum smack me square in the center of  my back and start running down to the crack of my ass.

Finished, I removed my cock from his mouth and gave him the quick boot; I had seen enough of his ass for awhile. I hit the shower to wash away the sex and grime from my stanking body and lay down for another long, restful nap.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Living on the EDGE

My FBF (fuck buddy forever) and I have been living on the edge for the past couple of days plus (thanks to AOM for the initial idea, as we saw his post about edging the other day).

We have holed ourselves up in my condo starting last Friday afternoon, and, staying naked and hard, we have been on a mission to keep ourselves stimulated constantly, bringing ourselves to the edge time and time again, only stopping as we edge close to the brink of orgasm.  Once calmed down, right back at it; stroking, licking, sucking, poking and fucking every erogenous zone imaginable (making some up along the way).

The goal being who can last the longest (10 points), who can shoot the most junk (5 points) and who's junk flies the furthest (6 points).

The prize being; winner skull fucks the loser, with winners fat cock ramming hard and furious down the others throat, drowning  loser with jizz and maybe a little piss for good measure.

It's really a win/win, but we're both so fucking competitive, that neither wants to blow first. It's worth the most points and clearly proves manly dominance over the other. He is such a little BITCH and he is SO going DOWN! 

Fortunately, we're both taking some well earned vacation time, so we're still fighting on; his most talented tongue currently slurping on my fun stick as I post.

I'll let everyone know how it cums out, but I really gotta go.  I can feel the fire deep within me and FUCK if I ain't burning to explode!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

God Bless Ol' McDonald and his big, fat COCK!

Ol' McDonald had a COCK
E-I-E-I-OWW!
He put his big cock up my ASS
E-I-E-I-OWW!
With a push/pull here and a push/pull there
Here a push there a pull, everywhere a push/pull
Ol' McDonald had a COCK
E-I-E-I-OWW!

He used that COCK to Fuck me RAW
E-I-E-I-OWW!
With one final thrust, he blew his load
E-I-E-I-OWW!
With a squish squash here and a squish squash there,
Here a squish, there a squash, everywhere a squish squash
Ol' McDonald had a COCK
E-I-E-I-OWW!