Friday, December 2, 2011

IF...







If two dudes fuck in the woods, but nobody hears the ass a crack'n, are they gay?

If a dude blows his own horn, but nobody hears his tune, is it still sweet music?

If a cock in hand beats two in a bush, is one in my ass the king's ransom?

If you piss into the wind AND like it, are you golden?

If you dated Superman, how bad would it suck if he really was faster than a speeding bullet?

If you're gay and you know, do you really have to clap your damn hands?

If dick hits you in the face, would you press charges or swallow the evidence?

If dog is man's best friend, why aren't your bark'n, BITCH?!? 

RafaDe





















7 comments:

  1. You're too much, my dear Rafa! Love you!

    XO FFB

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  2. Brilliant..big hugs :)

    running of to save the cutie on the rail road tracks don't want anything to hurt such a beautiful sight.

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  3. Oh Dear Jesus! You are too funny!

    The sailor you started with is MINE! I'm stealing him and not giving him back.

    I always love your art, and now you're doing .gif's? Pretty snazzy :)

    Wonderful post as always Darling. You always know how to make me smile.

    Always
    CoreyJo

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  4. @FFB:
    TOO much...?!? Here I always saw myself much like baby bear...not too hard, not too squishy/squashy, but JUST TIGHT!!!

    Hmmmph

    @Becca:
    That's some funny ass'd shit, HUH?!?

    Don't be disappointed if railroad boy doesn't want any saving, though...he looks like he might enjoy a nice long train ride!! HaHa...look at 'em, I's swears he's cracking at the seem for some COCK!!

    @CoreyJo:
    Um...please see above reply and know: THERE IS NOTHING TOO ABOUT ME...perfection from tip to root and all it's hanging from! HaHa...sorta

    You mean HE isn't THE Sailor? MAN!!!
    I got my cock up and everything

    Thanks! I'm just piddling about with some graphics, but I hope to get better at it as I play around.

    Thanks for stop'n in and give'n me a holler...I especially love hearing from you three!! Y'all are the cock's morning doodle-DOO!!

    Rafa

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  5. You know I love you! Hope your holiday season is going well. Hope we can catch up soon. Miss you!

    XO FFB

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  6. Hey, Vetal, sorry for the long delay in getting back with you. I've been CRAZY busy of late.

    I've added you to my blog list, so I'm sure you will soon be inundated with enough traffic to blow your fuse box...WHAT? Never know, it could happen!

    HaHa, probably not, but it's a good thought.

    Rafa

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  7. FFB,

    Mirroring all back on you, my friend.

    Holidays are GREAT, it's just all the shit leading up to them that beats my tired ass right into the GODDAMN GROUND!!

    Wishing you well, happy and blessed with CHEER--

    Rafa

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