You’re an asshole,
Mr. Dick
You really are a
prick
You’re as cuddly
as a night stick
You’re as charming
as a snake
MR. DICK
You’re a bad man
jammer with a slicked up rubber peel
You’re a monster,
Mr. Dick
You fill my empty
hole
Your head is full
of blood
You’ve got heavy
cream inside your tube
MR. DICK
OH! How you touch
me with your 12.5 inch POLE!
Three words that
best describe you,
Are as follows,
and I quote:
THICK
LONG
HARD
MR. DICK!
You’re a one
pronged roto rootering & battering RAM
With nutter sweet sauce,
MR. DICK!
Rafade
Haha! I love it! Although I did get a little excited at the title. I thought maybe you were giving us all a little peek at mr. man! Oh well, a girl can hope.
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays Darling
CoreyJo
CoreyJo:
ReplyDeleteHow many times I gotta tell ya', "wide angle lenses make my GODDAMN cock look FAT!"
PLUS, I gave you a whole plethora of manliness, why the fuck you need to see my fat ol Peterbilt rumblin' up an asshole?
If you insist on holding your breath, though, make sure to keep the Sailor near...once you give up, no sense wasting all that sucking and blowing on just air.
HaHa!
Happy Holidays to you, too!!
Rafa
P.S. sure it wasn't just your fingers doing some walking, that got you all excited?
this is my idea of a wonderful Christmas present and your version of the song much more entertaining for us adults.
ReplyDeleteyou may wrap up any of these gorgeous men and have them delivered to me for Christmas i'll enjoy unwrapping them all.
xoxo
Ps just so you know i agree with CJ 's comment as well ;)
LMAO! Too funny! And of course my fingers did a little tap dance to your post, they always do Darling! Haha!
ReplyDelete~CoreyJo
p.s. can't blame a girl from tryin'!!
:-O***
ReplyDeleteWonderful, WONDERFUL!!! I love Dr. Seuss...and DICK!
ReplyDeleteWill write you back soon, I promise, just been swamped!
XO FFB
@Becca:
ReplyDeleteWell...aren't you and CoreyJo a couple a tarts begg'n for the same damn SWEET?!?
Haha, just kidd'n...
@CoreyJo:
Many a man has died hard up and balls choked with blue for a woman NOT trying hard enough...although I'm sure you're not one of "those" kinda gals.
@Jimy:
Is that drool dripp'n from your lips or a man's finishing touch?!?
@FFB:
The Dr is GREAT, but DICK is WAY better!!!
I love dick more you do, I love dick more than you do...HaHa HAHA HA!!
Thanks, everybody, for stopping by and leaving a note! Sorry for the late replies back, but please know how much I appreciate your notes and knowing I grabbed a smile or two outta your asses!!!
If your ass is twitch'n, be blessed with some hitch'n--
Rafa
Merry Chritsmas!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA big hug from Barcelona (Spain)
Oscar - OlePlusMen
http://oleplusmen.blogspot.com
Mmmm I see an entire new Christmas songs repertoire coming out of your damn awesome creative mind...
ReplyDeleteor is it out of your man made sweet cream filled ass?
;)~
Hugs
Jon
@Oscar:
ReplyDeleteTeach a man to give a fuck;
He'll feed you well and long
Teach a man to take a fuck;
He'll eat you with a toothless grin
He'll eat you live and swollen
He'll eat you in the here and now
He'll eat you the morning after
He'll eat you 'till you bust your nut
Then ask you for another
HUGS from the land of MAN (gaytopia)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Rafa
@Jon:
HaHa! You should know by now, it's ALL about my asshole dripp'n in a sweet, creamy mess that gets my juices a flow'n and my dick a BLOW'N!!
I'm hoping I can get one more off before I give head for the holidays!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Rafa
PS Do polars wear pantaloons, 'cause I'm thinking yores must be SUPER!! (Or is that your north pointing pole that's making me see stars?)
Hope your Christmas was everything you hoped for Rafael and now I wish
ReplyDeleteyou much happines for the cummin' NEW YEAR!
Denis