This past year I've written quite a few (what does that tell ya'). Some I think are pretty good and some... well, not so much. Yet, somehow, they all give me the giggles. I've shared these with some of you in the past, but thought I'd throw out some of my personal faves (now with visuals)...
If nothing else, I hope these few tad bits of humor gave you a SMILE!!
If not, see below for some hotties to help get your gander off...
Rafa
Rafa!
ReplyDeleteOMG!! I love them!! Your jokes have helped me to smile for many many months now. Thank you! I love the visuals too, very very funny!
CoreyJo
p.s. Again, I LOVE the background!
CoreyJo:
DeleteSometimes you gotta laugh so as not to cry
Sometimes you gotta laugh whilst you sit and cry
Mostly, though, you gotta laugh to send your spirit high
And when you're on the mountain's top, shining for all to see
You'll lose your self in purity, no ties to hold you back
Ever light, your soul will rise; no longer in its prison
Laughter is your pivot foot, allows a wider scope
Use it for advantage; see you still have hope
Be blessed with laughter now & forever--
Rafa
So Beautiful. As always your way with words leaves me spellbound. Your talents are boundless and I am better for knowing you and feel privileged to call you my friend.
ReplyDeleteLove you
CoreyJo
CoreyJo:
DeleteNow you're just trying to make me blush...I thought you liked black and whites?!?!?!? I'm already full of color (amongst other things), you really think you're gonna notice a slight undertone of pink.? Only a few men have seen me blush...all of them positioning themselves to fuck me where the sun only shines if I'm tipped just right.
Even though you have no dick, maybe...just maybe, if you promise to seal it with a kiss, I'll show you my private eye....OH, wait, I think I already have! You just couldn't see the pink for all the SHIT!!!
HaHa, you know I love YOU--
Rafa
LOL!! Yes I'd seal it with a kiss, right after you washed it!! Just cuz I'm a dirty slut doesn't mean I don't like it clean! Ha!
Delete:D
CoreyJo
Clean my ass, WHAT?!?!? Serving up ham on a platter without any garnish is just rude...gotta have a bit of appetizer to wet your palette.
DeleteDab with your tongue to wash way your worries ... my fruits from the loom are delicate berries; juicy and sweet, refreshing like cherries.
HaHa!
Rafa
please know i mean this in the best way but thanks a lot for making me snort coffee out my nose. I about choke to death laughing at the jokes good thing i put on my big girl panties or i would have peed myself. oh then to go and post all those hottie. Are you trying to kill me first I choke then I about have a heart attack.ok going back to my padded cell now.
ReplyDeletePs you know I adore you right?
XOXO
Becca:
DeleteHaHa! You should know by now, snorting and peeing yourself is always a possibility...reader be ware!!
I'm not trying to kill you; I think of it more as a form of resuscitation, sans the mouth to mouth with a little titillation added for shits & giggles.
I love padded cells...bang and bang and BANG some more, never a mark, but your ass will be SOAR!
You're the BEST!!
Rafa
Becca! You know the protocol of Raf's blogs.
Delete1) ALL LIQUIDS AT LEAST 2 FEET FROM THE COMPUTER.
2) POISE PADS REQUIRED BEFORE READING.
3) AC TURNED UP HIGH TO COMPENSATE FOR HOT FLASHES.
4) AND FOR GODS SAKE DON'T CHEW GUM!!
CoreyJo
CoreyJo:
DeleteYou forgot the most important RULE:
5) fingers in place to diddle your fiddle. No matter its size; from thick, hearty cock to nub'n of neurons, be your own master, delve deep in your gate... fingers all gooey with a syrupy bait.
Rafa
Great stuff, as always, darling Rafa!
ReplyDeleteLove you much! Hope all is well. Miss you!
XO FFB
FFB:
ReplyDeleteThanks, my friend! I know I've been a bit in and out as of late, but am ALWAYS thinking of you.
Hope, too, you are well and happy as a swine with ass for a trough and cock for a plow...slop'n on man with a dick up you can.
HaHa
Rafa