Three gay dudes and a frat boy go into a hardware store...
First gay dude says he's in dire need of getting nailed with a big ol' hammer...clerk yells back, "bring out Big Black!"
Gay dude quickly pays for his hammer and nail, and quickly leaves to get nailed.
Second gay dude says he's in dire need of getting nailed into next week with a hammer filled with passion, strength and beauty...clerk yells back, "Bring out Rafael Giovanni DeAngelino!"
Gay dude quickly pays for his hammer and nail, and quickly leaves to get nailed into next week.
Third gay dude whispers that he's a bit of a virgin, and is looking to get nailed with a bit smaller, more precise looking hammer...clerk yells back, "Bring out Howard, the Jew, with a nose longer than his cock!"
Gay dude nervously pays for his itsy bitsy hammer, but also quickly leaves to get his first taste of a hammering nail.
Frat boy says he has himself a turrible itch for some goddamn PUSSY...! clerk yells back, "Grease out the cats ass, and throw 'em both out the back fucking door!"
